Yanukovych Confesses! (Just Kidding)

Time for a little multi-media...

One of the funniest things I've heard is "Yanukovych's Confession, " an MP3 mix with Yanukovych voice edits. In it, Yanukovych confesses to being a thief, murderer, you name it. And it ends with Yanukovych's voice giving a ringing endorsement to Yuschenko.

Another MP3 mix that's up there is "Mrs. Yanukovych's Speech" with bits taken from her infamous speech at a Donetsk rally for her husband on November 29. For those who aren't in the know, Lyudmila Yanukovych, the thug's wife, characterized the pro-democracy hundreds of thousands as, well, just read the Kyiv Post translation:

“It’s simply an orange orgy there,” said the not-quite first lady referring to pro-Yushchenko protests in Kyiv. “There’s rows and rows of felt boots – all of it American-made! See! And mountains of oranges! Oranges! And the background is ‘orange sea, orange sky...’ [a line from “Oranzhevaya Pesnya,” a popular song for kids - ed.] Gosh! It’s just... it’s a nightmare! And look here, guys: those oranges aren’t just any oranges – they’re loaded. People – take an orange, eat it – and take another one. See! And the hand keeps reaching, keeps reaching for it. I was on my way here; there was news. They said people in the square are getting poisoned, on a mass scale. Frequent hospitalizations. They bring people in with meningitis! What have we come to? And they keep standing, keep standing! Eyes simply glazed over! Just like that!”

And if you want to watch the video of her stumping for hubby, click HERE. (Thanks True Ukraine)

Of course, everyone's heard the great Orange Revolution theme song: Razom Nas Bahato. There's another tune worth catching: Song for Our Ukraine, Song for Yushchenko. It's from a band of Brits, The Ukes. Their description: Rally/Party song for Ukrainian Democracy & President Yushchenko. My description: Gets you dancing and chanting "Ukraiino" and "Yuschenko!" Give it a listen and give the boys a "hot" vote in the website's poll.